Total Medals Earned: 433 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,930 Points
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/125 points)
Start playing.
Catch 5 fish.
Buy your fist tool from the mart. (I'd recommend a fishing rod :b)
Mine 25 times.
Pay off 50% of your mortgage.
Spend $10,000 at the mart.
Mine 5 times.
Catch 25 fish.
Pay off 10% of your mortgage.
Buy every shirt.
Catch 50 fish.
Mine 50 times
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 9/32 (55/500 points)
Beat a miniboss !
Beat your first boss !
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
Medals Earned: 10/11 (110/160 points)
Unlock the Bank.
Earn $1,000.
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Unlock the Cash Box.
Make money just by sitting there.
Earn $10,000.
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Let your bank do all the work.
Earn $1,000,000.
Buy the final upgrade.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 17/31 (90/255 points)
Your destiny is in the stars!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (165/460 points)
Kill bird at least once
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Reach Springfield
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Complete the Game!
Kill everyone in springfield
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Medals Earned: 10/18 (380/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/275 points)
Mantain your audience entertained for more than a minute.
Lose your first round of Friday Night Death Slot.
Publish your first high-score to the Internets.
Survive for 10 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 5 minutes.
Survive for 30 levels.
Survive for 50 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 10 minutes.
Survive for 100 levels.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 18/29 (270/430 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.